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		<title>Cyanide &amp; Happiness: Doctor</title>
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		<link>http://www.funnybone.co.za/2011/05/02/cyanide-happiness-doctor/</link>
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		<title>Marriage</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob just went straight over to Joe&#8217;s place. When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautiful she was and how much he had missed her at work. When [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No Hooting&#8230;</title>
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		<link>http://www.funnybone.co.za/2011/04/29/no-hooting/</link>
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		<title>A cat arrives in heaven</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets the Lord Himself.
The Lord says to the cat, &#34;You lived a good life, and if there is any way I can make your stay in heaven more comfortable, please let me know.&#34;
The cat thinks for a moment and says, &#34;Lord, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funnybone.co.za/2011/04/29/a-cat-arrives-in-heaven/</link>
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		<title>Determination</title>
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		<link>http://www.funnybone.co.za/2011/04/28/determination/</link>
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		<title>Tour bus of senior citizens</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up.
After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funnybone.co.za/2011/04/28/tour-bus-of-senior-citizens/</link>
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		<title>Computers</title>
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		<link>http://www.funnybone.co.za/2011/04/26/computers/</link>
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		<title>You don&#8217;t need to be a weatherman&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It was two o&#8217;clock in the morning and a husband and wife were asleep, when suddenly the phone rang.
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The husband picked up the phone and said, &#34;Hello? &#8230; How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?&#34; &#8212; and promptly slammed the phone down.
His wife rolls over and asks, &#34;Who was that?&#34;
The [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funnybone.co.za/2011/04/26/you-dont-need-to-be-a-weatherman/</link>
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		<title>Cyanide &amp; Happiness: Dartboard</title>
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		<title>Millionaire&#8217;s bet</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A rich millionaire throws a massive party for his 50th birthday. During this party, he grabs the microphone and announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it.
&#34;I will give anything of mine to the man who swims across that [...]]]></description>
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