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		<title>Cyanide &amp; Happiness: Doctor</title>
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		<title>Marriage</title>
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		<title>No Hooting&#8230;</title>
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		<title>A cat arrives in heaven</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets the Lord Himself.
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		<title>Determination</title>
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		<title>Tour bus of senior citizens</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 08:10:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up.
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		<title>Computers</title>
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		<title>You don&#8217;t need to be a weatherman&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was two o&#8217;clock in the morning and a husband and wife were asleep, when suddenly the phone rang.
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		<title>Cyanide &amp; Happiness: Dartboard</title>
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		<title>Millionaire&#8217;s bet</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 08:10:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A rich millionaire throws a massive party for his 50th birthday. During this party, he grabs the microphone and announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it.
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