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Little Tony was 7 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
He’d been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, ‘Grandma, what’s that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?’
She [...]
A soldier ran up to a nun.
Out of breath he asked, ‘Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.’
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?’
The nun replied, ‘He went that way.’
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her [...]
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Purchasing
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
Leasing
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer’s hooker, Kristen, a 22 year old absolute stunner charges [...]
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