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A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed. So the man says to his wife "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill" She [...]

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.
The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we’re so obsessed with getting laid?"
"That doesn’t prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your [...]

A woman was very distraught that she had not had a date or sex for over
five years. She was afraid that there might be something wrong with her,
so she decided to seek medical expertise with the well, known Chinese
sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said ‘OK, take off all [...]

A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman, named Guido, was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.
Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom, where he rattled her senseless.
After a pleasant interlude, [...]

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the result. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, "I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do [...]

Bill worked in a pickle factory.
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day
to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist [...]