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An old man is sitting on a bench in the mall. A young man sits down beside him. He has spiked hair and every spike is a different colour – red, green, yellow, blue etc. etc. The old man stares.
Finally the young man looks at the older gentleman and says, "What’s the matter old man. [...]

A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says "Two Brazilian men died in a skydiving accident."  The blonde starts sobbing: "That’s horrible!! So many men dying that way!"  Confused, he says: "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there’s always a risk involved."

After a few minutes, the [...]

"I NO COME WOK TODAY!"
Hung Chow calls his work and says, ‘Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my [...]