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Disabled toilets.
Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to [...]

A very prestigious cardiologist died and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life. A huge heart… covered in flowers stood behind the coffin during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled [...]

A lion won’t cheat on his wife, but Tiger Wood
 

a blonde, a brunette, a hedgehog, an anthropologist, a doctor, a british man, a german, an american, Van de Merwe, an elephant, a rabbit, 4 snakes, 7 antelope, and a duck walk into a bar….
The barmen turns and says :"What is this?!?! Some kind of joke?!?!?!"
 

Bill, Jim and Scott were staying in a 75-storey hotel. One afternoon they were told that the elevators were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room on the top floor.
Bill said, "The climb will go faster if we distract ourselves.
I’ll tell jokes for 25 flights, [...]

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
If you take a Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair [...]