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Advice from a life guard

Brad, a local beachgoer, couldn’t even get a second look from any of the girls on the beach. So he headed over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard had any advice for him.
"Dude, it’s obvious," said the lifeguard. "You’re wearing those gnarly old swimming trunks that make you [...]

The watch

A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" ??"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art [...]