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So of course it’s difficult to learn the English language…….and
learning to spell can be pure guess work…….
 
 a. Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
 b. A backward poet writes inverse.
 c. A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
 d. Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.
 e. Practice safe eating [...]

Top 45 Oxymoron’s:
45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine imitation
40. Airline Food
39. Good grief
38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization
35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt Head
26. Military Intelligence
25. Software documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow
22. Childproof
21. "Now, then …"
20. Synthetic natural [...]