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By the time you read through this YOU  WILL UNDERSTAND ‘TANJOOBERRYMUTTS’

I am sure I have spoken to this person, or at least his brother.

 

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service in a hotel …

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees…morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh….. Yes, I’d like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"

Guest: "…..What??"

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?… Pryed, boyud , pochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry..Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken?    Creepse?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. Ansahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. ulaisahn toes?"

Guest: "I…. Don’t think so.."

RoomService: "No?Udo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘udo wan sahn toes’ means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!…WhyUoo donwan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘toast’… Fine…Yes, an English muffin  will be fine."

RoomService: "We botter?"

Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter… Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy…tea.. meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please… And that’s everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken, Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy … Rye ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."

Guest: "You’re welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU  WILL UNDERSTAND ‘TANJOOBERRYMUTTS’
 ……and you do, don’t you?!!!

 

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