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An aeroplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but Only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, ‘I’m Christiano Ronaldo, the world’s number 1 footballer. FIFA needs me, I can’t afford to die.’ So he took the first pack and Left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, ‘I am the wife of the  Former President of the United States , I am the most ambitious woman in The world. I am also New York Senator and a potential future President.’  She just took the 2nd parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, Julius Malema, said, ‘I’m also a President. Millions of South African youth always look to me for guidance. Above all I’m the cleverest youth president in African history, and Africa’s people won’t let me die’. Furthermore, I have millions that I have not spent yet. So he put on a pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.

The fourth passenger, Nelson Mandela, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 yr old school boy, ‘I’m old and have lived a fruitful life, God will decide my fate, so I’ll let you have the last parachute’.
 
The boy said, ‘It’s OK, there’s a parachute left for you. Africa’s Cleverest (Julius) has taken my school bag’.