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THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER …

Judy got married and had 13 children.  Her first husband,Ted, died of cancer.

She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children.  Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.

Judy again remarried, and this time, she and John had 5 more children.

Judy finally died, after having 25 children.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.  He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,

"Lord, they are finally together."

Elderly Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best old friend, Margaret,

"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"

Margaret replied, "I think he means her legs, Ethel . . . Her legs"

Mañana

Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when he used the word "mañana" (pronounced "manyana").

Diamond asked him to explain what it meant.

He said that the term means "Maybe the job will be done tomorrow, maybe the next day, maybe the day after that. Or perhaps next week, next month, next year.  Who really cares?"

The host turned to Mr. Sipho Msondtlwana who was also on the show and asked him if there was an equivalent term in his native language.

"Eish Madam" he replied. "In Xhosa we don’t have a word to describe that degree of urgency."